Timing is everything, and who knows that better than a wine maker? I’m learning that lesson again from Eight Hundred Grapes. I read it once before in 2022 and rated it 3 stars. Rereading again in 2025 it has earned 5.
I suppose for me it was an acquired taste.
Georgia flees town in her wedding dress, taking refuge back home in Sonoma county, at the bar her brothers own together. She’s been away awhile, and returns to find things not at all how she left them, but in just as complicated a mess as she finds her own self in. The foundations of her family she always believed to be unshakable have been shooketh, and she’s scrambling to make sense of the new reality taking shape around her.
I’m struggling to understand why a version of myself from three years ago didn’t find anything to connect with in this novel. I must not have, to have rated it three stars. The me of today sees a young woman coming to terms with a rite of passage that was thrust upon her all at once instead of coming to it on her own: the dissolution of her folks turning from ‘parents’ into ‘people’. This coming on the heels of a revelation that her fiancé has been hiding the biggest imaginable secret, and that her brothers are tangled up in something she doesn’t understand. All of these things are reinforcing the idea that people, no matter how good their intentions are, or how otherwise ‘good’ they may be, can and will make decisions that can hurt you. Decisions you may not understand. Decisions that will cause ripple effects far beyond what might have been expected.
This book is about coming to terms with the humanity and imperfections of your family, about the impermanence of some things and the imprinting of others upon the very fabric of your being. About holding onto and letting go of childhood. It’s about potential. It’s about building cultivating the soil and knowing when to give up, and more importantly, when not to. It’s about taking control of your own destiny, and accepting the fallibility of others, as we are fallible ourselves. But really it’s a story of a family in crisis, and who can’t relate to that at some level?
Laura Dave, I’m sorry I did not see or understand the brilliance of this novel the first time around. I’m just glad I picked it up again and saw its true worth this time. Thank you, for such an incredible story.
Details
Title:: Eight Hundred Grapes Author:: Laura Dave Genre:: Contemporary/General Fiction Publisher:: Simon & Schuster Length::274 pages Audio Length::8h 6m Audiobook Narrator:: Joy Osmanski Published:: February 1st, 2022 The Litertarian Rating:: 5-Stars
Fanning the flames immediately from the bombshell revelation at the conclusion of book one, Finlay Donovan Knocks ‘Em Dead is another whirlwind of accidental shenanigans and intertwining mysteries that is hard to not get swept up in.
If you haven’t read book one yet, start there. You’ll want to read this series in order, and the most basic plot elements of this book might be considered spoiler-y. You’ve been warned! 🙂
The online women’s forum post about Steven has a reply, and it wasn’t from Finlay. Someone is out to get him, and though Finlay isn’t his biggest fan after everything they’ve been through, he is the father of her children, and she can’t just sit idly by while someone is out trying to off him. She and Vero are on the case, researching who is behind the post, and who this other assassin is who responded that they’ve accepted the job. Things are complicated as usual as she explores her unsustainable relationship with the law student, and meanwhile Nick the detective reliably turns up to rachet up the stakes every time.
This series is so much fun, and this one continues the raucous, complicated, and somehow never dull party. Any one of the antics Finlay gets herself tied up in would give me an actual heart attack, but somehow she manages everything by the skin of her teeth. (Maybe her eventual tell-all autobiography should be called Somehow I Manage instead of Michael Scott, lol).
Some of my favorite characters of the series start blooming in this book. The kid-hacker, Cam, in all his nerdy-flavored rizz, and especially Nick. That man is wonderful and Finlay doesn’t deserve him, but I’ll keep reading every damn word because I’m convinced the two of them are going to happen for realskies one day.
The little capsule universe Cosimano creates with this series is so endearing. This is my second read through (in preparation for the new release in 2025) and the characters feel so familiar in the best way. It’s like watching a bingeable contemporary crime series on Netflix (Santa Clarita Diet), Hulu (Only Murders in the Building), or Peacock (Based on a True Story) – easy to read, and constantly entertaining. It has all the ingredients for mass appeal, and from the looks of things, it’s absolutely succeeding that way.
Angela Dawe, the narrator of this series on audiobook is phenomenal at capturing the tone of Finlay’s story. I absolutely recommend!
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Title:: Finlay Donovan Knocks ‘Em Dead (Finlay Donovan #2) Author:: Elle Cosimano Genre:: Contemporary Murder Mystery Publisher:: Minotaur Books Length::357 pages Audio Length::9h 20m Audiobook Narrator:: Angela Dawe Audiobook Publisher:: Macmillan Audio Published:: February 1st, 2022 The Litertarian Rating:: 5-Stars
There are good contemporary romance novels, and then there are novels like this one that blow the rest of them out of the water. This is the only Abby Jimenez title I’ve read so far, but it is clear that she is on a level with Emily Henry and Katherine Center (the two queens, as far as I’m concerned).
This book finds Alexis stranded in a tiny town on her way home from a family funeral. There she meets a helpful (and handsome) stranger who helps her, and they spend an unexpected night of bliss together. She’s in the middle of the fallout of a messy breakup at home, and she’s not in a good place to start anything new, especially not with the small town bumpkin she has fireworks with. She is a Montgomery, and an heir to their ultra-posh reputation of medical patrons in her big city hospital. She can’t abandon that. She and Daniel have no future. She knows this, he knows this, but she keeps showing up in town every spare moment she has.
Oh, the well-structured drama! Every single complication in this book is justified and used to the greatest dramatic degree. This book had me gripped from chapter one and it was an emotional roller coaster from there. If you’re looking for a book to really get swept up in, this is the one I would recommend.
I think a part of why it works so well is that Alexis and Daniel are kind of the same. They both have these extensive family histories they are tied to, and though Daniel isn’t as concerned with leaving his behind, Alexis can’t ask him to do it since she knows what it means.
The romance in this book is hot and steamy and sizzling and what’s another word for hot? Sexy. And magnetic. The pull between these two is undeniable and heartbreaking and hopeful and lovely.
Did I mention the audiobook is narrated by another queen – Julia Whelan? Yeah. Just, yeah.
As an aspiring writer myself, this book is awe-inspiring. I can only hope to write a book so immaculately structured myself someday. Incredible, Abby. I can’t wait to read more!
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Title:: Part of Your World Author:: Abby Jimenez Genre:: Contemporary Romance Publisher:: Forever Length::389 pages Audio Length::10h 5m Audiobook Narrator:: Julia Whelan & Zachary Webber Audiobook Publisher:: Forever Published:: April 19th, 2022 The Litertarian Rating:: 5-Stars Spice Rating:: 3
King of Wrath by Ana Huang is a possessive, spicy, filthy rich, romance with a tint of darkness that keeps tension wound tight all the way through. I’m not sure if this qualifies as a dark romance, but it feels like it should.
One night at family dinner, Vivian Lau’s parents surprise her with an arranged marriage. While she’d known since she was a teenager to expect it, she was taken by surprise. Not only the deal itself, but the identity of her husband-to-be: Dante Russo, the most eligible billionaire bachelor in New York. Dante was forced into the match, but as soon as he is able to, he plans to end the engagement and go on his merry way, married to his job, exactly the way he likes it. Vivan thinks he’s an ass, but is willing to give him a chance – she is determined to marry him no matter what to please her family. Dante closes himself off emotionally because he knows it’s not forever and doesn’t want to be cruel. But while they keep up the appearance of a happy engagement for high-class society, lines begin to blur.
The romance between Vivian and Dante is hot and cold. Vulnerability is not a language either of them speak. It creates a lot of tension and causes the moments they do fall together all the more intense for it. Vivian is a very strong woman who relies on no one. Though she’s an heiress, she works as an event planner and takes her work very seriously. I enjoyed her personality, but more importantly, I think she is a good match for a man like Dante, who never hears the word no from anyone else.
Dante is slow to let go of his original goals and assumptions. He is a very driven man -incredibly focused – and executes on his objectives to accomplish his goals. When he makes a decision, it’s because he’s considered all the facts and he doesn’t go back to wonder if it was the right one. His engagement with Vivian seems to be the first time he has to reevaluate his original stance, and he struggles with it for a long time.
I picked this book up for the cover. I was expecting it to be some kind of romantasy (right? Look at it!). And, I guess if you consider the billionaire nature of the characters and the high-class world they live in, you might as well consider that shit fantasy. LOL. But it’s not, really. My expectations were subverted a little bit there, however, I’m glad I read it. It’s about as far on the dark romance scale as I think I’m comfortable going, but I was impressed with how well the characters were matched up, and I was really sucked into a lot of the drama. Once I started reading, I thought it might be far sexier than it ended up being. There’s about as much sex as any other spicy book out there anymore.
If you’re looking to spice up your romance reading away from bubble-gum romantic comedies to something more serious and dramatic, this might be a good tangent to explore. It’s also the start of a series, which is a plus in our binge culture (though I’m not sure yet if I’ll personally be continuing the series). If you like a possessive, decisive, rich, all around alpha male lead, you’ll want to pick this one up for sure.
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Title::King of Wrath (Kings of Sin #1) Author::Ana Huang Genre::Romance Publisher::Bloom Books Length:: 407 pages Audio Length:: 12h 5m Audiobook Narrator:: Jacob Morgan & Emily Woo Zeller Audiobook Publisher:: Boba Press Published:: October 18th, 2022 The Litertarian Rating:: 4-Stars Spice Level:: 4 (open door, explicit language)
Lizzie Blake’s Best Mistake is a frazzled chaos of a sweet contemporary romance. Lizzie has ADHD and has been made to feel like she’s something that needs to be fixed, mostly by her own upper-class family, her entire life. When she finds herself accidentally pregnant, she’s forced to take herself and her wellness more seriously for the first time, and discovers she has a sturdier support system than she ever realized.
Our girl Lizzie is a f*ckgirl (the female version of f*ckboy, right?). She has a lot of casual sex, but never commits. She finds people don’t take her well. She’s too much. Forgetful, disorganized, messy- not an easy person to love. This is deeply ingrained in her psyche since childhood. It’s just who she is. Then she meets Rake, an emotionally-unavailable Aussie hunkster on a business trip who finds her quirks endearing. They shack up for a weekend and sparks fly. When Lizzie causes more chaos at work from being (morning) sick, it’s the last straw and she loses her job. She realizes the sickness is because she’s pregnant, and something alights within her, and she wants to do better, for both her and this new baby. Then she calls detail-oriented Rake to drop the baby-bomb on him, and she’s surprised when he drops everything to fly back to Philly to get their new situation figured out. Nothing about this new life is what Lizzie ever expected, but it just might be the best thing that ever happened to her.
The romance is a little unconventional. A two-night stand turns into these characters building their entire lives around one another. It’s almost a slow burn after the blazing bon fire of that first weekend together. They get to know each other on a deeper level in these circumstances than if they’d simply been ‘dating’, and there was something so wholesome about that. I really loved that Rake wasn’t letting the people in Lizzie’s life make her feel less than because of things she cannot control. He’s a great guy. Maybe even too great!
I feel conflicted about this book. The character arcs of both lead characters were well thought through, but some things in the plot seemed a little too forced in order to get there. My reflexive rating just after finishing it was 3-stars. However, the more I think about it, I think it might deserve another. There were enough flaws for me to knock it down to 3, but it was very unique in really leaning into something I don’t see often portrayed in contemporary romance. I think the representation here is important, and the conflict and self-discovery that results from it is meaningful.
While it is a fun and often light-hearted contemporary romance, it also made me think and feel things I wasn’t expecting. It’s nice sometimes to read books with unconventional lead characters, and this is a great example of that.
Summary:: GeneticAlly is a new dating service, pioneered by Dr. River Pena, that uses your DNA to find romantic matches. The science appears to be undeniable. The more genetic markers you have matching with someone, the more likely you are to find a successful relationship.
Jess’ best friend Fizz loves the idea. River frequents the same coffee bar Jess & Fizz do (them – to work, J on freelance statistics work, F on romance novels, Dr. Pena – for the lattes), and when he tells them about it, he gives them his card for them to stop by and check it out. Fizz is all in. She jumps in – vag first – into her pool of potential suitors. She and Jess discuss the ethics and ramifications ad nauseum (literally, I think they covered every question a reader could possibly have about the tech), and on a desperate, lonely night of single motherhood, Jess finally decides to submit her spit sample, too. What’s the harm? Her parameters are sky high. She only wants to see a match if their potential is essentially off the charts. Cut to, GeneticALLY calls her in for a meeting, and instead of a statistical analysis job offer, like she’s expecting, turns out she’s matched with the highest numbers the company has ever seen…with donor #1 – River Pena himself. With all of Jess’ responsibilities, is she willing to finally put her heart at risk? What about if the company offers her a big fat wad of cash to go on a few dates and see what happens, as a marketing ploy?
Book #2 | The True-Love Experiment
Summary:: Serial dater “Fizzy” Chen has been off her love game ever since she found out she was ‘the other woman’ in the one romance she thought might actually go the distance. That’s a problem, for a romantic novelist. The words aren’t just uninspired, they’re not coming at all. With her next novel due soon and fans chomping at the bit for whatever comes next, she’s feeling the pressure. When an offer comes out of left field for her to be the star on an upcoming reality dating show that uses GeneticALLY technology to find her matches, it might just be the thing to push her out of her funk. And when she meets the producer (who is really a documentarian forced to make something popular work in order to get the funding he needs for his ‘real’ job), a hunky single dad, they work together to design a show that will be a smash, until it becomes clear she may not need to meet any of the contestants to get her mojo back after all. Except she has to. For weeks. And then go on a super romantic getaway with the winner. All with the man she really wants looking on from behind the camera.
Thoughts
Let’s just get this out of the way – both of these books are charming, wonderful reads. I’m learning Christina Lauren (a pseudonym for a best-friend writing duo) can be relied upon for that. I’m not even sure I could pick a favorite, under duress. Luckily, I don’t have to.
The premise is intriguing – what if all you needed to do was swab your cheek to sift the wheat from the chaff in your dating prospects? Was it fair? Did it mean you might be closing yourself off to real potential love because some computer said you weren’t compatible enough? Did a high match number make you more likely to fall in love, or stick with it longer, just because you both know there’s a big chance it’ll be worth it in the end? Did the results dictate the result just by knowing what they are? Do the numbers even mean anything at all? All of these questions and more are discussed in detail, lending itself to some deep philosophical ponderings about what love is, how we find it, and what makes it stick. I loved the depth this offered in the background of both stories. Honestly? Brilliant.
Jess and River’s romance is fraught with uncertainty. Jess is a cautious gal – she has to be, as someone shouldered with so much responsibility – her young daughter & her aging parents. She’s also a statistician. She’s not one to take risks. She’s done the math. There is some true romance in this book – River really steps up, once he accepts that the results are valid, and gives this connection the chance he hasn’t given love since he was burned in college. There’s a lot of pomp and circumstance, instigated by the company, but ultimately, their connection proves true, and despite the hiccups and whatever the test results may be, love is always a risk. It’s fake dating without it being fake. It’s a chance, just like love in real life.
On the other hand, Fizzy and Connor share a forbidden spark they both know they shouldn’t pursue. The timing is way off. Both of them need this show to be a hit, or their careers could be in ruins. But the sizzle between them refuses to die out. Maybe they just need to get it out of their systems – then they’ll be able to move forward with clear heads and do what they need to do…right?
I’m so impressed with Christina Lauren’s talent for crafting compelling love stories. They are romantic as hell with secondary plotlines playing into the bigger story so naturally while supporting the themes and complicating the stakes like the stories couldn’t be told any other way. One, or both of these ladies knows a lot about story structure, and it’s wielded like a weapon. Just try putting one of these down. I dare you.
We know and love Julia Whelan for reading us beautiful stories from authors like Emily Henry, Abby Jimenez, Rachel Hawkins, V.E. Schwab, Taylor Jenkins Reid, and many many more as an audiobook narrator, but did you know she writes books too? Thank You for Listening is her second book, and it’s clear this woman knows her way around the romance genre. I recommend the audiobook, obviously.
Sewanee is an audiobook narrator who has left the romance genre behind her under a pseudonym she no longer acknowledges. She dislikes the genre so much, she dreads covering for her boss at a romance convention in Vegas, but in a surprising turn of events, the trip ends with a scintillating evening with an Irish stranger she will never forget. When she returns to real life, the offer of a lifetime is waiting for her — join one of the industry’s most popular (and illusive) male narrators in the final post-humous project of one of the greatest romance authors of all time (her Sewan song, if you will). Against her personal reservations, she agrees to do the project as they are offering her a stupid amount of money that will enable her to care for the aging grandmother who always had her back. Working with Brock (the heartthrob narrator) turns out to be an unexpected delight, and when she runs into the mysterious stranger from Vegas again, things begin to tangle into delicious complexity.
A good contemporary romance novel will give you more to chew on than simply the girl-meets-boy, heart-eyes, fall-in-love storyline, and in that regard, Thank You for Listening delivers. An accident in Sewanee’s past leaves her with life-changing consequences to deal with, her grandmother’s decline is a huge emotional vampire, her best friend is getting to live the life she wanted for herself, and each of her parents have lessons to teach her before the story closes.
I appreciated the slow-burn natural romance development between Sewanee & her suitor(s). One thing I can say with confidence is that everything that happens is supported by the story. That is to say nothing felt “too convenient” or not rational, even in the midst of several well-used tropes (and they’re even called out by Sewanee when they happen, which adds to the witty humor of the novel).
Julia was able to call upon her first-hand knowledge of how audiobook production works, the industry as a whole, and even included a few tricks of the trade in this novel (green apples, amiright?). I loved all the details — her expertise really had a chance to shine here.
This was definitely a 5-Star read for me, and if you like your romance complex with a side of self-discovery, then this one is certainly for you!
Details
Title::Thank You for Listening Author:: Julia Whelan Genre:: Contemporary Romance Publisher::Avon Length::432 pages Audio Length::11h 16m Audiobook Narrator::Julia Whelan Audiobook Publisher::Harper Audio Published:: August 2nd, 2022 The Litertarian Rating:: 5-Stars
